Ramsey Says

Just another post of "Ramsey Says", where I've captured some funny or interesting things this little guy dreams up!

1/14/20 

Me: "Ramsey, what'd you eat for lunch at school today?"

Ramsey: "A cheese stick."

Me: "They had breakfast pizza on the menu.  What about that?"

Ramsey: "It had bacon and eggs on it.  I didn't try it."

Me: "We pay $3 for your lunches every day.  We don't pay that much money for you to just eat a cheese stick!"

Ramsey: "Well I at the WHOLE cheese stick and DANG, it was good!"

1/24/20 at bedtime

Ramsey: "Mom, does the devil make black holes?  Does he put them there and then suck people up if they're in outer space?  I'm scared of black holes!"

Me: "I don't know, honey."

Ramsey: "HEY DEVIL, you down there... do you make black holes to suck up stars?!?"   Then, he continues on a diatribe, rambling about how black holes are expanding and nothing can escape from them.

1/27/20

Eric: "Ramsey, what show is after 'Fast Money'?"

Ramsey: "Jim Cramer!  I love watching CNBC!"

Eric: "What does Cramer help us do?"

Ramsey: "GET THAT MONEY!"

"Photosynthesis" was the word of the day.  And, apparently it's a bit difficult to roll off the tongue.  *wink*

2/11/20

Me: "Ramsey, why did you paint all over your hands at school today?"

Ramsey: "Because I wanted to be an 'art lover'."

2/26/20 - Ramsey and I were talking about his day at school.

Ramsey: "Mom, sometimes I play with the girls at school.  Then, when they get too romantic, I play with the boys again!   Tage told me I was her true love!"

3/15/20 - Ramsey, looking at the inside of his wrists.

Ramsey: "Mom, I can see my veins.  I think I have X-Ray vision!"

3/19/20 - Stuck at home due to COVID-19.

Ramsey: "Mom, when it's summertime, can I pick you some flowers?  Would you like that?"

Me: "I would LOVE that, thank  you sweetie!"

Ramsey: "Good, because I want to do that because I love you so much and I will never stop loving you!"

3/21/20 - Eric had returned home from polygraph training in Florida.  We were watching scientists' discussions regarding Coronavirus.

Eric: "Ramsey, did you know that I'm a scientist?"

Ramsey: "I don't know about that."

Eric: "Our instructor said polygraph is a science and examiners are technically scientists."

Ramsey: "Well... you look suspicious!"

3/23/20 - Saying prayers at bedtime.

Me: "Ramsey, what do you want to tell God 'thank you' for tonight?"

Ramsey: "Um.... Thank you God for my wonderful friends.   And, thank you for my sweet and precious Mommy.   And, thank you for my cool... and rich Daddy!"

4/1/20 - During homeschooling.

Ramsey: "Mom, my butt is sooo itchy!!!"

Me: "Where?  Do you need to use the bathroom?"

Ramsey: "No, on the outside... cuz I am growing hairs everywhere!"

5/9/20 - Connor, Ramsey, and Connor's friend Adam were out fishing.  They came inside when they were done.

Eric: "Ramsey, did you guys catch any fish?"

Ramsey: "Yes, Adam caught two fish.  He has the 'enchanted luck of the sea'!"

6/10/20 - Ramsey was going potty, sitting down.

Ramsey: "OW!  Why does this toilet always torture me?!?!?!"

6/10/20 - Eric sitting on a deck step, Ramsey sitting on the step below.  Ramsey scooted down and put his head on the lower step and looked up pointing to Eric's groin.

Ramsey: "Hey, is there anything handy in there?!?!"

6/28/20 - Ramsey and I were swimming in the lake.

Me: "Ramsey, it's strange to think that this lake has a foot or two of ice on it in the wintertime.  Do you remember the states of matter?"

Ramsey: "Gas.... that's like a fart."

Me - laughing.

Ramsey: "And solid... that's like poop.  And liquid... that's pee!"

Ok.... well, I guess he's got that down!! ha!

7/2/20 - Riggsy was very very sick - didn't have much time left with us.  At bedtime, I explained the "Rainbow Bridge" and "Animal Heaven" and what it all meant.

Ramsey: "Mom... that is the deepest thing you've ever said to me."

Pic above: Ramsey giving his Hug Me Elmo a big squeeze.  Aw!

7/9/20 - Ramsey and I were swimming.  He put his hand over a very very small amount of cleavage that was exposed.

Ramsey: "Mom, I don't need to see your breasts.  It's a little inappropriate!"

8/27/20 - Eric and Ramsey are sitting together playing a Star Wars game.

Eric: "Ramsey, you know, in Star Wars, Luke tried to kill his father.  Then, Kylo Ren did kill his father.  And, in Rise of Skywalker, Rey killed her grandfather."

Ramsey: "I know Dad... that's Star Wars... it's all about family!"  (...followed by a huge cheesy grin.  Nice one, bud!! HA!!)

Nevermind this child here below... just chatting away on his sweet potato "telephone".. which he was obsessed with for about three days, until I finally ate it! He was so mad at me!

9/22/20 - Ramsey was VERY SICK with a stuffed-up nose.  He was on the couch playing his Bloons TD6 game on his Kindle (a game about monkeys that pop balloons).

Because he was talking weird from being sick, this is what we HEARD:

Ramsey: "Here's what it looks like when monkeys have sex!"

Our eyes got big.  Eric asked Ramsey to repeat what he had said.

Ramsey, speaking slower and more concisely reiterated, "This is what it looks like when monkeys have SUCCESS!"   

10/25/20 - Ramsey, jumping on my bed.

Ramsey: "I have to do this to get the energy out!  Why am I such an overcharged kid?!?!?"